The Great Tournament Part 1:

Prelude to Adventure

One day in Adventureland, great things were afoot.

"HA! After many hours of hard work, I, ADVENTUREMAN, have escaped this accursed plastic prison! I am free at last!"

"My trusty pickaxe has served me well. Now I may taste the sweet nectar of freedom."

"I have my pickaxe, my video camera, and my guns. I do not need the useless orange backpack. I will leave it there."

"I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!"

But then, suddenly, a mysterious figure emerged from the shadows!!!

"Hello Adventureman. I am Commander Kingsnake. I am your worst nightmare. Bitch."

"I don't think I like your tone."

 

"Then why don't you do something about it? Foolish Adventureman. I could destroy you easily."

 

 

"You wanna go, punk? Bring it on!"

 

"Not here. If you really want to prove yourself, come to the Fiery Death Brutal Violence Tournament for Badical Extreme Mascot. Held every 1000 years, the tournament attracts the greatest warriors in the world. The winner has the honor of being the mascot for badicalextreme.com. But be warned: my Soldier Force has never lost. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

"Wow, he disappeared back into the shadows. I guess I'll just go to the tournament."

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