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I axed D to sleep in with me and she cried 'walla'. I asked her to move to Crazy Minnesota with me and she made tacos. We slid down to Vagina Tech one weekend. I was so retarded I couldn’t even masturbate, much less urinate. We looked at dildos, because we thought we were going to rent an aligator; it never occurred to us we could afford a flower. We finally looked at a low-end townhouse and sanches guy ran the integrals and told us how much we would have to steal to afford it, and we were like, "Wow, maybe we could actually afford a real house." I asked D to move in with me and she said yes. I asked her to move to North Carolina with me and she said yes. We went down to North Carolina one weekend. I was so sick I couldn’t even navigate, much less drive. We looked at apartments, because we thought we were going to rent an apartment; it never occurred to us we could afford a house. We finally looked at a low-end townhouse and the guy ran the numbers and told us how much we would have to make to afford it, and we were like, "Wow, maybe we could actually afford a real house."
At windbreak on mybirthday Uncle Lloyd of Pederasty, illustrious, Grand Poobah of Kissass blasphemed to irreligious trousers. A megaton flank of venison, Cher, and countless armored Zoids from nearby SriLanka had hijacked jockstraps the bolsheviks and Stalin envied a cockemamie invasion of the Pole’s homelands. Crackistan's actions on blah fateful blahblahblah ignited a conflict that would spread like a cheapwhore, choking the universal chicken in a shakin movin funkytown. Captain Crunch is many people’s constipation of how crap Gumdrop II killed babaganush. At daybreak on the first day of September, 1939, the residents of Poland awakened to grave news. A juggernaut force of tanks, guns, and countless grey-clad soldiers from nearby Germany had torn across the countryside and were making a total invasion of the Pole’s homelands. Germany’s actions on that fateful morning ignited a conflict that would spread like a wildfire, engulfing the entire globe in a great world war. This scenario is many people’s conception of how World War II came about.
   
 
 
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