Round 1 Matchup

Lord Falcor vs. The Brown Army

In The Grey Hills of Turkmenirussiastan!!!!


"I heard that the penny we were supposed to fight backed down. Apparently we get to bypass the first round! Isn't that great news Comrade? Let's play shuffleboard!"


"And so naturally I told her that if she couldn't afford to pay for the surgery herself... Hey, what's that over there?"


"Oh, Jesus. It's those fucking Brown Army slapasses. And they're playing shuffleboard. You thinking what I'm thinking?"


"SHOOT LASERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"




"Burn, Bitches, Burn!"


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