And so, Adventureman set forth to go to the Fiery Death Brutal Violence Tournament for Badical Extreme Mascot. Along the way, he faced many perils and great adventures. Finally, the day of the tournament was at hand.

"Wow, that guy wasn't lying. There really are some powerful warriors here. Talk about stiff competition."

SPIDERMAN!!

DANGER GIRL!!

STORM TROOPER!!

ANDY'S BUS!!

SPEED RACER!!

A PENNY!!

... and many, many more. The greatest warriors in the world, all assembled together for the purpose of destroying each other. What would the tournament hold for Adventureman? Suddenly, Commander Kingsnake appeared once more!!

"Well, well, well. If it isn't Adventuredweeb. I'm suprised you had the sack to show up."

"Enough with the formalities, Kingsnake. Who am I facing in the tournament?"

"Well, Adventureman, simply because I don't like you, you will face... A MYSTERY OPPONENT!!!!!"

"Shit."

And so, later in the day, the first round matches for the tournament were announced. They were as follows:

Zelda vs. Spiderman!

Speed Racer vs. Cunt Puppy #2!

Green Plastic Army vs. Dinosaurs!

Andy's Bus vs. Kingsnake's Soldier Force!

Danger Girl vs. The Rock!

A Storm Trooper vs. Lord Falcor!

The Brown Plastic Army vs. A Penny!

and Adventureman vs.... THE MYSTERY OPPONENT!!!!!!!!!

What danger lies ahead for Adventureman and the other combatants? Who is the mystery opponent? What tricks does the crafty Commander Kingsnake have up his sleeve? To be continued...