Recently, the Badical Extreme team decided to embark on a great experiment. We decided that we had something to offer the world. And that something was the ultimate mixed drink. After many rigorous hours of experimenting, we found the perfect formula. We had made the ultimate drink: Badical Extreme Power Drinks. Enjoy this beverage, and share it with your friends.

*note: The official non-alcoholic beverage of badicalextreme.com is Big Fizz Cola.

Step 1: Collect ingredients.

You will need the following items before proceeding:

A cup to serve in. I used my He-Man cup. If you don't have a He-Man cup, the drink will still be really good, but it won't imbue you with the powers of Greyskull.

Vodka. We used Prestige, the cheapest, nastiest stuff on the market.

Tang. Make sure it's in powdered form.

Sprite

Some sort of multi-vitamin, in tablet form.

A candy cane.

All other ingredients pictured are optional. Actually, you probably shouldn't use them, since the Tylenol Allergy Sinus could kill you if combined with the vodka. Same thing goes for the bleach.

Step 2: Add vitamin

This is a Bronson Formula brand multi-vitamin. It contains something like 8000% of the daily recommended allowance of every vitamin there is. Only use one, or you will have diarrhea for about a week.

Step 2: Add Tang

About 3 spoonfulls should do it. Mmmm, Tang!

Step 3: Add vodka

Use roughly 2-4 shots of vodka, depending on how much of an alcoholic bastard you are. You know, Prestige vodka is only about half a step up from paint thinner as far as drinkability goes. NOTHING cuts the taste of this stuff. Nothing, that is, except the Sprite/Tang combination. I can't explain it; it's just one of those magical things that happens from time to time.

Step 4: Add Sprite

Half a can. No more, no less. This is an exact science, after all.

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