1. This guy gets a 1 because he's not wearing a shirt, and he thinks he's all cool. Frankly, this one is pretty easy. If you got it wrong, well, you're not going to get very far in life. Sorry.

2. This one's pretty easy, too. This guy is pretty nerdy; he gets a 10. I'm a little disappointed in the difficulty of this quiz so far. You should be 2 for 2 right now unless you're a little slow.

3. This one isn't quite as easy; but it sure as hell ain't hard. The guy isn't what I'd call a blatant nerd, so if you didn't give him a 10, I suppose it's forgivable. Still, he does get at least 4 bonus points for that funny-ass dog he's strangling, and it's obvious he's pretty damn cool. Anywhere from 8-10 is an acceptable answer.

4. If you wiggaz gave Mr. Mathers here anything but a 1, you don't even deserve to be looking at this page. I'm serious. GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE!!!! Bitch.

5. Dude. This guy has a mullet AND a sword. He's a badassed-motherfucking-nerdy-renn-fair-sword-wielding-bemulleted-white-trash-super-awesome-guy that rocks faces. You know the drill; 10.

6. Although there aren't any specific rules covering this sort of picture, I think it's pretty obvious that this guy was Top Gun at the air force academy, and deserves a 10.

7. This is where the game gets fun. MEGA bonus points for sexual ambiguity; while this person isn't what one would call a "drag queen", you simply can't tell if it's a man or woman. I think we found it in the women section. I'll be nice and accept any answer over 7.

8. "I knew it! She's a slut! BONGGGGG!!!!!!" That's right: the pouty lips, the devlish expression on her face, the finger on the mouth, the falling shoulder straps, the wisp of hair coming down in front of the face... this girl wants cock. 10 points!

9. This one might be tricky for some. Some idiots that is. This guy falls under the "tough guy" rule. He gets a 10 for being able to beat our asses. However, although it's not all that apparent, the edges along the left side of his head have been blurred with Photoshop. So, if you gave him either a 5 or a 10 you're right, but anything inbetween is wrong.

10. Straight off of Saved By the Bell. If it was 1985, this guy would be considered intimidating, and fall under the "tough guy" rule. In 2001, he's considered a goofy dork. So, no matter what decade you're in, he still gets a 10. Some things are timeless.

SCORING

Add up all your right answers. The Extra Credit questions don't count towards your overall score (suckers!) but will be addressed after this.

1-5 correct: Most quizzes would tell you something along the lines of "Good try, but you still need more work!" here. Well, this isn't most quizzes. If you got 1-5 correct, you're a fucking moron. Go watch "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" in a feeble attempt to make yourself feel smarter. You ass.

6-8 correct: You've scored high enough to continue to viewing this web site, but you will be considered vastly inferior to the rest of us.

9-10 correct: Good job. You've just proved that you actually ARE more valuable than the sum of all your molecules broken down into their component elements and sold as 1) a jug of water and 2) a bag of coal. You are among the elite. You're ready to start playing the game. Claim what is rightfully yours: head on over to www.hotornot.com.

THE EXTRA CREDIT

Yeah, the extra credit was a total fucking ripoff. I'm not sorry; in fact, I'm glad I wasted your time. But there was a point to this part: these pictures were pretty hard to score, weren't they? This was to show that not all pictures are easy to score. We're not even going to give you the answers; this has all been a waste of your time.

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