STEP 4: ADMINISTERING THE VIOLENCE
This is the funnest and most rewarding of the steps. It goes as follows:
Stop him from escape by striking mightily with your hitting instrument. It will hurt Casey quite a bit and slow him down so you may proceed.
Grab him. He's going to wish he'd never heard of AOL Instant Messenger!
A swift knee to the stomach is fun for all involved.
Now he is on the floor in pain. Ha ha!
Gloat. Make him well aware of the pain he is to receive. The calm before the storm is such sweet repose.
