name: michael height: 5'10 weight: 150 sn: HautboisML

Bio: I am a failure at things so instead of correcting this problem, I draw pictures and play video games. I find myself spending a lot of time contemplating why things work the way they do, things such as socialization and technology and sometimes fornication! I don't like to write about myself so I will just stop now.

Likes: Silence, Asian mail order brides, logic, debates, poorly done MIDIs, magic tricks, pretending to know karate, getting frustrated about rad girls, patience, Captain Crunch surprise, and sometimes y.

Dislikes: Pop culture, frjoaefjrwo;gjot, arrogance, luck, televangelists, animals deemed "cute", the 80's, petty theft, chain letters, politics, pessimism, excessive sarcasm, talk shows, senses of humor, Andy, and Casey.

MTV: Why are you so bad?

Authors: Kurt Vonnegut, John Irving, Douglas Adams.

Heroes: Little Donny, David Koresh, Pokey the Penguin, Miguel.

I took out the swear words so younger readers can know more about Mike! (that is short for Michael)