what caesar chavez means to us

background --
caesar chavez led the slaves to freedom with fresh vegetables. basically, lots of people were tired of working for this one evil ruler, newt gingrich, and being forced to eat their vegetables. they revolted with the mastermind chavez as their leader, overthrowing the government and giving candy to the poor. they used everything from rutabagas to asparagus to defeat their enemies. eventually, the government sent in guys with machine guns and they killed all of the revolters. caesar chavez day is the day he was senselessly murdered for standing up for what he believed in.

on to the celebration!

we decided to get lots of wonderful candy at the store in order to celebrate caesar chavez day this year.		little did we know they were having a 50% off all easter candy in honor of the man!
look at the bounty of our candy, which represents how deeply we feel for caesar chavez.		this little guy was our favorite. notice the dent in the can below the pink butterfly on the white bunny's foot.
if you can read this, you will know it says we spent $21.91 on candy and got a total of 27 items, meaning we would have spent about $44 on the mound.		andy decided to take on the challenge of caesar peeps first.
mmm, look at the little buggers die.		oh no!!!1 the peeps are up to andy's eyeballs!!
andy had to temporarily remove some peeps to continue to breath. don't worry, he ate what you see before you.		the next challenge andy faced was sour atomic warheads. five of them in a myriad of colors and painful flavors.
boy howdy does it look like andy hurts.		mike and mike tried a similar feat and were both painfully rewarded.
i tried the worst challenge of all. eating a horrible, egg shaped candy with a hard outer coating and a powdered sugar/marshmallow inner goo.		it really did taste like ass. maybe ass covered in cough syrup.
as you can see, i was completely disgusted by the encounter, and as a consequence, stopped believing in casear chavez. he can have is bad candy. in conclusion, if casear chavez day is about eating lots of bad candy, i don't know why they give us the day off from school, but we aren't complaining.