The Best Easter EVER

By Andy

Well, it's time once again for an insight column. The topic this time: this last Easter. Now, for a lot of people, Easter is just a time to eat candy, and that's about it. But this year I can honestly say I experienced the true joy of Easter.

The day began simply enough. I had stayed at my brother's house the night before, and I drove back to the campus. I ate burgers at Wendy's for lunch!! It was good, especially since I hadn't had anything to eat except candy during the previous 24 hours. Anyway, Mike and Casey came back. We started a band! For more information on that, go here.

After we started the band, me and Mike went to church. But before that, we went to GOODWILL!!!!! I got a HE-MAN CUP!!!!! and also a mug that says "I (heart) loving you." They only cost 50 cents each. Goodwill kicks ass.

After that, me and Mike went to church for the first time. It was ok, I guess. The priest guy talked some serious smack about the Easter Bunny. We also got to sing! But then there was all this weird stuff with standing up, sitting down, kneeling, saying weird stuff in latin, and eating bread, so we probably won't go back.

When we got back, we went to Jack in the Box with Casey and Lil' Mikey. We played in the band some more. We laughed, we cried, we made some new friends, we got free pizza. And the evening had only just begun.

Casey has a webcam. He also has software to go into webcam livechat dealies, whatever-in-the-hell they're called. Anyway, we went into these webcam chat-room whatevers where people sit around and literally watch each other masturbate. So, we thought we'd show them that you don't have to be dirty to have fun! We filled their hearts with joy... the Badical Extreme way! We broadcast ourselves jumping up and down, singing, laughing, dancing, playing our music... just having a good clean time! One girl masturbated while she watched us, but that's ok. Some other lady kept telling us to take off our clothes, but I think that by the end of the night, she realized that wholesome fun is every bit as good as naughtiness. We had a great time, and made even more new friends.

The night still wasn't over after all that. Lil' Mikey had a baseball bat, and a plate he wanted to break. We gathered 'round outside and watched the show. Pieces of plate flew EVERWHERE in a brilliant explosion!

All in all, it was the best Easter EVER!