what are we reviewing
didn't benjamin franklin invent electricity?
Casey: i am
think it's one of those things that's always been here
you had tazors you could electricute them
knows jesus invented it
invented Benjamin Franklin
Franklin invented dinosaurs
Frnaklin rocks my socks
i forgot about the dinasour part
would keep my feet warm.
so inventing that.
Jesus gets to that first too
they just electricute you the whole time
would take a bath in them
would be superfun.
wearing the socks or in the socks themselves?
them so they can run off of the wall outlet as well
on all three counts.
what's good about electricity?
guess Nintendo is good. Without electricity there wouldn't be Nintendo
would be sad
Casey: i like
never noticed how well the word Nintendo flows
important because of that alone
aren't enough good Japanese words
mean... kawaii... bukkake... Nintendo
bet they needed electricity to make that.
made out of Nintendos?
marshmellows, one would only hope
want to make those.
could shoot lasers.
Busters did it
it andy, you want to make everything
Busters cereal was rad to the max.
make your mom!!!!
who's Mr. Business Major
way I can make things
Casey: I WILL
MAKE THINGS WITH ELECTRICITY
RAVAGE THE CONSUMERS HAHAHAHAHA ROFL
i am going to be an electrical engineer
isn't about you, Casey
but while you're making engines or whatever, Andy will be making marshmellows
Casey: i would
not have a major without electricity
would still be a hippy living in a cabin somewhere
therefore be a hippy like my parents
would be like Thoreau
without people liking you
Casey: i hate
without as many beans
Casey: i wish
he was struck by lightening
Thoreau is probably your grandpa
is too cool to kill Thoreau
GRANDSON!!! THOREAU'S GRANDSON!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
electricity killed Thoreau, then Casey wouldn't be born
know what I would do if there was no electricity?
masturbate to internet porn?
Casey: i was
so going to say that
be like Samurai Jack.
except without the cool samurai part
I'd hit hippies with my sword
petitioning this energy conservation nonsense
is bringing all of our lives
them all down, rather
there wasn't electricity I'd become a master swordsman instead of spending
all my time on stupid computer stuff
probably have a girlfriend if it wasn't for electricity.
probably be MARRIED if it weren't for electricity
Casey: i probably
wouldn't have a girlfriend without electricity
but then you get a girlfriend and you'd just wish you had electricity
would be busy foraging and shit like that
you'd be my parents
guess I could go back to work at the lake
would be ok.
one would go to the lake
would be no job there
don't need electricity to go fishing
you need it to get there
cars use gas, not electricity
wouldn't work now without electricity
don't know anything about cars, Casey
batteries ruin everything
would run 40 times better without batteries
sorry andy, i don't know about cars
replace those with hamster wheels or sweat shops
science, pure and simple
people would ride horses and stuff
Casey: 3 hamster
wheels = 1 AAA battery
A for every hamster
hamsters are swell
I would be happily married, working at the lake, and supporting my family
right now if electricity had never been invented
would be a dirty hippy
would you do, Mike?
electricity, this review wouldn't take place
would not have a website either
me of that whole freedom to burn flags nonsense
badical extreme as we know it would not exists
would be a lot less work
can't burn flags without electricity
on the upside, you two wouldn't know me
Mike has left the room.
Andy has left the room.
i hate those guys.