The Card Game
-Mike

The poker players sat around the table and they had poker faces. They all had five cards and some betting chips. One of them had that green visor thing you always see in poker games. They did not need chips because it was a game of strip poker! Joanie did not play very many card games, but she liked to watch poker games on ESPN2. Joanie knew she had a good hand because they were all rich people like kings and queens. Joanie said, "I bid all my clothes!" The room was silent. That means Joanie wins, because no one else could compete with her hand and keep up with her betting! She insisted on undressing the others herself. She found something erotic in disrobing deceased colleagues, and began to fellate the corpses despite their flaccidity. She did not think it was a hard job at all!