The Haunted Castle
-Mike

There was a castle and it was in Ireland! It was a haunted castle because the old ghost monster haunted it so it was haunted. The McDougals lived in the haunted castle but they did not know of its hauntedness. One day, little Sally McDougal was getting a midnight snack! She was getting a sandwich with ham, cheese, and lettuce. The sandwich had tomato slices, too. She had just finished making her sandwich when something went wrong! A ghost appeared and demanded, "Give me your sandwich, Sally McDougal." Sally McDougal refused! The ghost asked one more time, but little Sally was stubborn! She was taught to never feed old people. The ghost could read minds so she knew that she thought he was old! The ghost thrusted his elbow into the temple of the little girl's head, forming a deep indentation in her skull. With the knife Sally used to slice her sandwich, he went on to slowly skin the child, having difficulties only with removing the skin from around toe and fingernails. He then ate her! Sweet irony!