Jack the Plumber
-by Mike

Once upon a time, there was a town called Boston. In Boston there were people! Boston people were very nice and they would say hello to one another and not yell. Jack was a man from Notboston! He was visiting his mother. She was old and was dying and was his mother! Jack was not nice because he was not from Boston. He was from Notboston! Then he dressed up as a monster and tried to scare her. She was scared! As a flush of adrenaline ran over her body, she felt both lightheaded and a sharp pain pierce the left frontal lobe of her brain then slumped over, dead. Jack collected her insurance money and her cat because he was in her will. Talk about a stroke of luck!