Late Night Practice
-Mike

The Electrics was a band. They played music that a lot of people liked. They normally played soft rock, and pop rock, and rock, but they liked to play folk rock the most! Folk rock lets them express themselves because they were young and emotional adults in a band. The Electrics had a lead singer and a piano player and a drummer and a bass player. The lead singer played guitar too! So the band was practicing one day and the lead singer said, "No! Piano player, go from Cmaj to Gmaj7!" The piano player said, "You are not in charge of me!" The rest of the band members left because they decided to break up due to personal reasons! The piano player apologized. He knew that it was bad to be argumentative! So the guitar player said, "Too late for apologies." After masturbating several times in the presence of the piano player's asphyxiated corpse, he removed the steel G string from the cadaver's neck, and restrung it into the guitar. He wept a little as he played "I'll Stand By You."