Life on Mars
-Mike

On Mars, there are all kinds of Martians. Some are red. Some are green. Some are fat. Some are skinny. Some are fat. Some are tall. Some are short. I don't think there is life on Mars though, so Mars isn't very important. In Glendale, there was a cat named Murphy. Murphy was a black cat, with a white star on his forehead. Murphy was a magical cat. On Halloween, Murphy would pretend to be a Trick-or-Treater. He would fool his parents, who also were cats, by dressing up as a cat with a star on his forehead! Murphy did not like his parents very much, so he did not feel bad about exploiting them. One Halloween, Murphy thought it would be both funny and fun to change his routine! He wore a dog mask and knocked on the cathouse door! Murphy defecated on the porch and left for Rio. Oh, Murphy! You're the best!