The Retirement Home
-by Mike

In retirement homes, they feed old people placebos to make them not grumpy! Old people are grumpy. Thomas was and old person and he was grumpy because he did not get his pills yet. They gave him his pills! The nurse said that she was giving him Prozac today and he would not be grumpy. She was a certified nurse and knew that Thomas was old. Thomas was happy for a grumpy person! Then she said it was not taken orally! Thomas complied, allowing the nurse to intrude his hindquarters with an unidentifiable phallic instrument. The nurse was fired, but Thomas was happier!