The Fair
-Mike

There was a town and the people said, "Let's have a fair!" All day long, the men worked hard in the heat and had to sweat a lot. The women just watched and sold stuff at a bake sale. One day, they made a fair! And then when there was a fair, all of the people went. Two of the people were named Ashley and Adam. Adam was a boy, and Ashley was a girl. They went to the fair because they lived in the town. So when they got there, Ashley said, "This fair is the best!" Adam didn't agree. He said, "No! It is not the best, because I have been to better fairs." Ashley did not believe him. Adam decided he should prove it to her! He said, "The fair is in a secret place, so I will blindfold you." He blindfolded her. Ashley could not see anything, but she was still excited. It was because she knew it was a secret place! Adam hit her in the head with the blunt end of a shovel and proceeded to fornicate in the degenerating gap in her skull for years to come.